Chronicles of Paulnia

Dude, some breaking news for you fagmos out there... they're going to come out with a Jurassic Park IV (4)! Let's just hope it doesn't blow as much balls as the third one, eh? And don't use green font, Reyna... everybody knows that... silly cheeks.

Me want cookie!

Me like the sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles on top. :)

Merry Christmas..

Since noone has posted anything in awhile..and after Andy's very informative statement, I think we need to discuss Christmas plans. Oh, it's so close I can almost taste it but I still have three more exams. I personally am leaving for Mexico on the 22nd and probably returning on the 2nd. So, what are y'all doing for Christmas?

*Sigh*

College is hard.

If you like pina coladas.....

Turn that frown upside down and check this out http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm .....everybody needs a little cheer for the holidays. I've known about this guy for awhile, and I just recently introduced a new group of converts to the splendor that is Salad Fingers, the creation of a one David Firth. It will change your life forever AND inspire you to join the Peace Corps, I promise. Enjoy m'friends!

ps if you are feeling, hmmm, a bit, shall we say...CURIOUS..I suggest you check out episode two as well...he is having a little get-together and he has baked a delicious fish......http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm

Yo listen up!

Hey stupids, eyes got a new cell number: Ate tree oh! Tree cheven O! phore phore cheven nighn.
~Andy

if you like random facts about tough, macho guys, you'll love this!

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

FAK! FAK! FAK!

Bagh! I have a comprehensive chemistry exam on the nineteenth. Anyone care to accompany me to a “slit my wrists” extravaganza? Répondez S'il Vous Plaît*

*You should know the digits by now. Hope to see some of you guys there.

~Andy

P.S. My chemistry professor's name is Dr. Fakhreddine incase you were confused by the title. FAK·HRE·DDINE ( fôk - ûr – dīn )

wow A&M has a decent theatre department

I heart Bertolt Brecht!

Happy Thanksgiving Weekend!

Tryptophan is *awesome*!

Scarves ARE TOO hott!

Man Mayonnaise

Children... let us start a revolution where we all just have sex with each other and trade babies. Just think about how cool it'll be 10 years from now!

Sasquatch's Revenge

hey guys guess what
im going home tonight
yeauuhh

lauren

I Object!

I would just like to say that, in response to the current blog title, am not a) antisocial, or b) holding unto high school, and that this blog and the contents posted therein, do not in any way represent my person and any comments and perspectives that said individuals happen to make or portray are unauthorized and are not officially endorsed under the following entities:"Lauren", "Hensley", "ltrain", "lorraine", or any other combination thereof.
This message has been approved by Lauren Hensley.
cpyrght 2005
ps
i'm on the computer all the time for projects and such...that's probably why it seems like I post all the time...
pps
and for the record, you guys are officially homos.

Boobies

Although I haven't been the most coolest when it comes to kicking ass, I've done it quite a bit to know that I definitely like girls. But there's something I've been meaning to get off my chest/boobs. I am going in circles around the decision of whether or not I should get a job. Not a blowjob or a rim job... just a job that I can do to keep some extra cash in my pants. Do any of you have what I'm talking about and would you recommend it during my college experience?

Ok can I just point something out once again? Um.....the title. Nuff said.
~Andy

How Do You Like Them Apples

Hey guys
I'm in my graphics imaging class right now and my TA's computer crashed. So we are doing a whole lot of nothing in VIZ. I just want to say that y'all are the proverbial shiz.
here's a random joke(s):
what do saddam hussein and miss muffett have in common?
they both had Kurds in thier way.

Superman writes on a wall "Batman is a wimp,"
Batman writes on a wall "Superman is Clark Kent."

:P

Seriously

Hey do yous skies remember that Maria Bamford comedian I was talking about? Well what the dillio?! Now you have no excuse not to come up because I have tickets for you. Only the two item minimum applies. I want to go to the show this coming Friday night because I'm going out of town that weekend. So come on you asses get off your asses! Oh also take a gander at my spring schedule too. You can see it here on my xanga bitches: http://www.xanga.com/dontbeashindigshitter
P.S. I updated my format incase anyone hasn't seen it lately....or ever.

Yet another Q...

Does anyone else agree that the title of our blogger is still gay?

Just a quick question...

Dang, why couldn't have any of you guys gone to UT?
~Andy

Hey y'all! I'm just bored and stuff w/ nothing better to do than post. So, I hear Jonah is still heterosexual, but Paul says we shouldn't be so sure. I think Jonah needs to post and tell us what all of this confusion is about. Um...Andy, how is Alias going for ya? I haven't watched it, sorry friend. Lauren, you probably have the highest gpa out of all of us bloggers. Furgie, I hope you are behaving mister. College Freshman are the perfect guinea pigs...you know what I'm talking about. KJ, I miss you so much too! I don't know who to let copy off of me w/o you and Andy around. :( Oops...can you still get in trouble for that? :) Well, I guess I've bored all of you now, so welcome to the club. Love you guys!

While stuffing my face with pan pizza...

I totally saw Mack Brown sitting two tables next to me at Pizza Hut! I guess we both like stuffing our faces with pizza. Haha and I also saw Vince Young in RLM, Chris you're wrong he doesn't have any security guards.
~Andy
P.S. I almost forgot bitches...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

P.P.S. Does anyone want to accompany me to the Griffin's monthly Art gallery opening this Thursday? Paul I'm holding you to what you said, so you're definitely going to be here.

Hey y'all! I hope everyone is doing great and that college life isn't as hard as Andrea's is. Ha, just kidding Andy. There's not much going on here in Room 130, just arrived from H-town and decided it's been awhile since I've posted. I guess there is one piece of news that y'all should know. I won't go as far as to say it's something you guys will enjoy but right now I can't think of anything else to post. Well, here it goes...On Oct.26,2005 at 1:15 p.m I received a text message from Felix that, in a nutshell, asked me to go out with him. Now,guys, why would you wait 3 1/2 years to ask a girl out??? Better yet, why would he wait to aske me out? I know whoever reads this is probably shaking their head and asking themselves "Why, Reyna?" and frankly I don't know why I said yes. I guess I hope everything will change and that I will be happy and stuff. And stuff..haha. Well, feel free to give me any advice, I know y'all are itching to say something, now's you're chance. :) Well, I'm tired (damn daylight savings time) so I'll let you guys go, Peace--Reyna

The Free Expression of my Soul

Hey guys!

Y'know that feeling when you have just done something AMAZING and you want to share the insight of your genius with everyone around you and nothing NOTHING can ever squelch the creative inundation bursting forth from your fruitful mind?!

yeah, me neither.

but I did write a haiku!
enjoy!

A Haiku by Ltrain

You are so awesome
We go swimming late at night
Bagels make great snacks

the end.

Hooray

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Burr it's cold! Me likey. :)
Going home this weekend...holla.

~Andy
P.S. Did anyone notice the alliteration? Who cares anyway? They taught us that in high school and it was a load of crap. College is hard. *Peace*

Umm...

Well... I decided to post to let everyone know that I am alive. So my job is done.

Well that was fun!!!

I had a good time seeing all the gang this weekend. Even though our team did horrible, I had a great time at Mikaela's house. Thanks for the SALSA. I can't wait to hang out with you guys again. When are ya'll next coming down?

A post from: Mikaelor!!!

hokay, so I can’t post on the blog b/c it says i am blocked. Anyone who knows how to remedy this, please do. Thankfully, my lovely asian twin has offered to post for me. Sorry if this turns out long.

trinity is an amazing place. I like the food (amazingly) but not enough to have gained the freshman 15 yet. My room is large and one of the nicer ones on campus and my roommate is awesome so we get along well. I live in a suite so I am stuck with three other girls. It’s not as bad as I was afraid but still much different from living with three boys like I was used to.

There is more to do here than I thought to begin with. There are swing dance lessons, ping pong tourneys, concerts, downtown, oh yeah, and studying out the aorse! Oh yeah, and I have a job now. Build-a-bear workshop in northstar, it’s ridiculous. I have managed to make a few good friends but none of them come close to any of you (ok, so Erika is close, but you guys will like her if you haven’t met her yet). i still get really homesick every now and then and want time to go back to this summer and jcs and seeing all of you every day at the lunch table and… yeah… I should stop now…

Classes are freaking ridiculous. I was taking 18 hours but dropped my computer class b/c I hated it, it was at a bad time, and it interfered with things that I thought were more important (like chem. tests and theater). So now I am only taking 15 hours of craziness: chem w/lab, bio w/lab, precal (which I am not passing btw), philosophy, and university theater company. I have been so stressed recently that I have gotten hardly any sleep and my friend Erika has to remind me to eat and drag me to the lunchroom. But it will get better… or I will have a nervous breakdown *crazy laugh*. No, it will get better. If not, I live on the third floor and have a balcony J……………………… jk. But yeah.

So, that’s about it except for my short list of randomness: i LOVE naps, I’ve been getting hit on hardcore recently and it’s freaking me out, I was given a bottle of wine as a present for being an awesome makeup/costume girl, I was groped by the hall manslut, I stayed out past 3am, I am supposedly keeping some guy sane and chipper, and I will be home for the next two weekends so come see me/gimme a call! I love you guys. And I miss you hardcore

Much love,
mikaela

Do it!

Hey you crazy kids. Does anyone remember me seeing a hecka funny comedian by the name of Maria Bamford? If not it's ok....but, she coming to Austin again and I wouldn’t have it any other way, but to have my buddies attend also. Now the only problem you have now is that you don’t know when right? Well let me fix that for you. Maria will be in A*town on the week of the 15th in November, but I personally want to go to the Saturday show (November 19th) because of two major reasons:
1) It’s a Saturday
2) It’s a non-smoking show on Saturday night.

Anyone game?
*For more information call the cell anytime.
~Andy

By the way...

Happy birthday Homie,
Happy birthday Homie,
Happy birthday "I Hate Fags",
Happy birthday Homie.

Happy birthdouche Kevin. Sorry that im a day late. I didn't forget!

I'm Prince Charming

Buenos Diass everyone! I was just curious to see if everyone's coming back to the Dam Store for Christmas break. If you are, then you should inform me so we can be butt buddies together forever.

Please direct your attention to the following information:

CORRECTION!!!! Chris Wilson is an addition to my list.
~Andy

Hey there

Hey ya'll. I'm glad to see that everyone is doing alright, besides college being hard, laundry being expensive, being homesick,etc. But let's look at the bright side, Thanksgiving isn't that far away, right? I don't know what it is, but I get this warm feeling and my throat gets all tight when I read the posts, allergies or what not, I really do miss y'all. I am currently at my house, so I can't say I've been staying away from home, but I will try to adhere to Lauren's wise advice. Classes for me have been not very to mildly challenging. I guess it's because I've taken the equivalent of these classes in high school. Ha, so we don't all make the right decisions all the time, who's counting? (Not taking the AP exams, Felix, cutting my hair, Felix, Politics 1113, Felix) Speaking of the Devil, I'm not going to say figuratively or literally, yes, I still am "with" Felix, but you know, not "dating". I don't even know what to call it anymore. I agree with Paul though, we're in "13th grade" now, he is so high school. Haha. Oh, Andy, I was going to call you when ALIAS was on, but I got sidetracked. :( Sorry, hope you didn't cry too hard over the loss of your bf. Ok, back to school, I too am going to have my fair share of tests. The week of Oct.10 I have 5 tests, including a two day midterm. I know, ew. Anyone keeping up with Laguna Beach? Laguna Beach anyone? I am now addicted thanks to my roomate. I don't know, the cattiness and backstabbing, enthralling isn't it? Well, I guess I had to make this long enough since I haven't posted anything to date. Oh, thanks Lauren for indirectly helping me find out how to post on this thing, I, like KJ, was lost. Well, everyone have a safe weekend, do your homework, study...oh the mom syndrome is kicking in. Anyway, love you guys!

Jonor???

You didn't turn gay on us yet did you? I hope not. You promised me. Classes must be pretty hard bc you havn't been on in a while. How is the play going? Did you get in that singing group you wanted to get in? If you don't respond to this in the next three days we will know that you have had a Harvard weiner in your butt the whole time. Though it may feel good...you should be the Butch not the Bitch. "Don't take it, Push it". Thats my motto.

:)

Today is destined to be an awesome day. Well for one the cold front is very pleasing and tonight is the season premiere of ALIAS! Hells yeah! ....but my boyfriend is getting killed off the show. :( & one more thing... my professor is sick so he cancelled class today and since that's my only one on Thursday, there's no class today.
Hope all is well with all and don’t turn into strangers,
~Andy
P.S. Today is also the day I am finally attempting to stop being a hardcore procrastinator. So I’m trying to be a more responsible student, pretty difficult, but I’m sure you guys will help me out. Oh, and also I’m going home this Friday anyone else? …Hum I doubt it. Oh, well I’m sure I’ll see you guys another time.

Hmm..pungent, yet intriguing

This may be a stupid question (in the English language this phrase almost always followed by a definitely asinine inquiry), but I NEED to know who "Random Hero" is. I just do. I think it's K-Fat, but nevertheless I beseech thee: Show yourself, you scoundrel! your bffl, Ltrain

Warning: Extreme Semi-Confessional Wordiness

Greetings to all! I hope that all of you have adjusted to college life as well as John has (as if there was any doubt), but if you are feeling like, "Wow this isn't what I expected", "I miss my Ingram peeps", or in my slightly-autistic case, "holycrapholycrap i am definitely overstimulated and i can't seem to concentrate on what I need to do so instead I pull all nighters all the time and i think that in order to keep my overachieveing ways I need to rethink my schedule or stop caring altogether" , I feel you, Homes!
And here is a piece of advice (even though I am hardly qualified to dispense any sort of wisdom at this point but i'm going to anyway so put that in your pipe and smoke it) for all those who may be feeling a little, ah, overwhelmed, coming from someone who has recently expereinced this---unless you want to be a masochist, do not go home. (Unless you go to school not very far away or you are planning to stay more than a weekend) I have found this out the hard way. Kristen and I carpooled home two weekends ago (she had wanted to see her Dad before he left for a month in Africa) and it was horrible. First of all, we ended up getting home way late because of the traffic in Austin (Friday is the worst, I think it is proven or common sense or something) which I really did not mind because once I got home, I was so happy. It's really crazy that I did not realize how much I was looking forward to seeing my family and Matthew ( yes I am still smitten with Mr. Willis) until I was there. And I don't know if y'all have noticed this yet, but when you do finally go home it's like your family is ten times better than the family you remember before you moved out..stuff that you do that would have incited a household meltdown is either patiently overlooked or casually dismissed, the food is better, the bed you slept on for 8 years suddenly feels like a cloud, and you are literally smothered with affection all the waking hours of the day. In short, I had a really good time, but, paradoxically, when distracted by thoughts of school and projects, it added to my anxiety at the same time. While all these endorphins and general feel-good warm fuzzies going on, I knew it wouldn't last, and I anticipated the crash. And did I ever. Where I was relatively well-adjusted before I left for that fateful weekend, it took going home to realize all of these latent feelings and to reopen the old wound and for me to feel so fricken sad. It was a real low point..I basically broke down and felt really inmotivated and sorry for myself. It was really scary and pathetic, a point that I hope I will never reach agian in my life. So in summation (I'm sorry if this post is long and semi-didactic, I just really don't want you guys to feel like I did), if you do not have time to really enjoy your time at home, don't go. I have realized that it would have been wiser for me to wait and establish more of a foundation for me here than to go home and be reminded of everyhting before I had completely adjusted. And the funny thing is, I thought that I had.
But on a lighter and more optimistic note, (since last week, which will live on in imfamy as Lauren's crappiest (relatively) 7 day interval ever) my classes are the schiz. They really do not waste time (the powers at be in the Architecture department anyway) letting you know if this is where you want to be ( I'm only taking one non-Architecture class--Psychology). I have turned in 2 projects already (I got A's on both of them--he used them as examples:) and I slayed my first exam with an A as well. But it is hard. God, give me strength, it is so hard. I won't get into the details, but in my most important classes (Honors Studio and my computing class) everything was Greek to me, and it was scary to be in that situation, where I felt like I was the only one that didn't know what they were doing and that I, Lauren Hensley, was having to play catch-up at least 80% of the time. So in conclusion, these past few weeks have been humbling, but I am being exposed to so many realms of interesting things that I knew practically nothing about before I came here. In my ENDS 170 class, for instance, we finished up in Photoshop (which I have came to absolutely love..why didn't I get into this sooner) and we are fixing to start Dreamweaver and Flash, so right now I'm in the process of learning html :) , and in studio I am currently building formwork for my plaster sculpture and my site plan for my "behavioral setting." But I have rambled on long enough and have explioted this post as an outlet for my inner turmoil long enough, so here is a thought: don't be strangers. If you guys ever need anything, ever want someone to talk to, I'm only a phone call away ( I keep really weird hours, so you probably will not wake me up). Seriously, I get curious about how you guys are doing. But anyway, I'm just puttin' it out there. You can take it, or send it right on back. :) thanks and gig 'em.

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?

To counter John’s previous post I for one:
1) Think school sucks and is very difficult

2) Am doing well in my classes, but have not had enough tasks for me to calculate my GPA

3) Will also collect any sort of complimentary incentives toward the benefit of my well being

4) Have a room mate who is very Filipino and is very related to me


*Well since I’m in a “list” kind of mood let’s add on shall we?


5) Am very over stressed about my exams coming up: 2 on Friday and one on Monday and another Tuesday

6) Wish I could find a “UT” friend to replace the friends I had before…well not replace, but compliment. e.g. Someone like:
Paul, Jonah, Katy Jo, Reyna, Mikaela, Lauren, Kristen, Samantha, Kevin, John, Ben, Ryan, and everyone else. Sorry if I didn’t list your name individually and the reason being we just probably weren’t that “good” a friends. I know that sounds harsh, but I know deep down you know it’s the truth.

7) I miss my comfort zone.

P.S. John you're referring to two different Beatles albums: I understand Yellow Submarine, but the Walrus was in the Magical Mystery Tour...

You guys are awesome -as always and forever,
~Andy

YIPEE!

Yay I get to see Weezer and the Foo Fighters tonight! Or might I say FOOZER? Hells yeah! Oh, and my bestest buddy ol' pal is coming down for the major kick ass show. Kāj the Rage in A*Town tonight. Crap well I’m out because I have a bio quiz in t-minus 60 minutes. Bleh.
~Andy
P.S. It’s ok to be jealous…of the other stuff besides the quiz that is.

Smoke A Fag?

Good day, my children and cohorts! I just bombed my first technical physics exam with an exceptional score of a 13 out of a possible 100. I hope you all are proud of my accomplishments because I haven't any.

P.S. I saw my Economics teacher's boob and I sat by a stinky hippie. No joke.

Come on people

I believe that there are other contributors who are not living up to their titles. Hence "contribute" is in the name... Shall we define it? Con·trib·ute (kn-trbyt) VERB: 1) To give or supply in common with others; give to a common fund or for a common purpose. 2) To submit material for publication. I think those definitions apply and since "contributor" is a noun that means it is directed toward actual people. You know the list of people over here ----->
~Andy
P.S. This is not directed toward Jonah, Josh, or me since we're the only ones who have posted... so far :)

Hum...

I don't think Ingram should get any credit for us cool kids…So maybe a different title would be a better fit. Anyway for me I'm doing decent, but classes suck. On the upside I have a hot professor for cal. The only thing is that his class is totally kicking my ass. Help anyone? Take a look at the bonus problems if you are interested in assisting. Please and thank you. Oh, I also might add that this is a pretty good idea.
~Andy
P.S. Jonah I won't be in the Lone Star State for Christmas, because of a month long commit to travel to the Philippines. :(