Sleeping vs Masturbating

Hey guys... it's Paul Pagel again... from high school... Listen, I don't know what everyone's doing in the next five years, but there's something we definitely need to invest in: Eurotrip and/or Austratrip and/or Afrotrip. I don't know about you, but I'm saving up my big time bucks and getting a job/blowjob immediately. So if you see less lollygagging from yours truly, then you'll know why.