Hadhod

What it blew? I'm just sippin' some drank and blowin' some dank over at the good ol' SA town. I'm posting this little message to my bitches out there to let you know that I most likely don't take shit from no one. Especially not Hadhod. So I feel it is my duty to share with you this poem:

"What the fuck?
Praul is coming!
You better duck,
cuz he is cumming!"

Just sticking that in the archives for some safekeeping because I guarantee I'm going to need to find that poem later in my life. Peace out, nigs, and get it right, get it tight.

Hey Guys!

Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend; I just wanted to tell the world that I a) got a really cool new sleeping bag--it's one of those mummy ones, b) just staffed an awesome retreat and gave a talk on the Holy Spirit- I was so nervous I cried a little bit before I did it--but I think it went off okay, c) am living in a shack this week for this fundrasier thingy--new sleeping bag will come in handy, and d) am staying in CS this summer; workin', schoolin', and whatnotin'.....so that's what's up. Right now I should be working but I'm just not feeling it:), however, I am more than a little curious to find out how each one of y'all are doing in the game of life--whatcha doing right now, this summer/decade, whatever---so post a comment or gimme a call 8303704923...esp when I'm in the shack....cuz it's gonna blowImean be totally fun.
-p.s. I was kinda sad that we never did lunch (or at least nobody called me) during the break....you guys will just have to come here:)
Notice that I suggest things that y'all should do...making no mention of any effort on my part to contact people. If you think that's quite shitty of me, please feel free to comment on what a terrible friend I am....or call me. ha ha.
p.p.s.-Just kidding, I heart you guys and I only want comments that accurately represent my awesomeness.
p.p.p.s- I need a job. As in employment.
p.p.p.p.s- Thanks and Gig 'Em.
p.p.p.p.p.s.-Jonah, are you in Texas? what the hell man

Dueces,

Lorraine

On a Lighter Note

Hey since this post is #101 I have thought of an ingenious IDEA!

Mikaela and Lorraine have had the privilege of getting the preview for this one:

101 REASONS WHY


INGRAM TOM MOORE


HIGH SCHOOL


SUCKED BIG ONES

To kick start this list I am enclosing some of my own personal reasons.

1) The Girls Athletic Coaches/ Ass. Principal were lesbians

2) Coach Gammage

These should get you going. Have fun.

~Andy

Bleh...

Kickapoo Punchaturd

Hi fellers! Paul again, just asking what it do? I'm kind of recovering from being sick. I'm thinking of changing my name to I.P. Freely. Yeah... so... umm... well...



Straight to the point, has anyone else seen this ensuing hilarity?!

About To Drop The Kids Off...

Hi guys. Paul Pagel and Milson here just letting you all know what the deal is: we'll be heading back to Texas on Saturday so hopefully you guys still live in the sunshine state. Mayhaps we encounter each other? I pray for the best.

If I was drowning, would you throw me a rope? If you catch me cursing, throw me the soap. Anywho, if ya'll think it would be sweet ass to come to Texas later this week, just hit me up on my soap box. The mexican food sucks north of here anyway. Besides, Mexico is full of dirty Mexicans. Anyway, speaking of Mexicans, Antoine, you're a Mexican't. Notice my play on words, bitch. Speaking of which, I have to go to the restroom to clean up me skivvies. So if you two want to catch a flick, or just simply dine, then you know what to do... most of the time.

P.S. Reyna, you're a dirty Mexican't too. Just joking, you bitch.

P.P.S. Reyna, that bitch comment was directed towards Felix. Fuck that mojado bitch.

Eyes gots an Idear

So all the tricks that are going to be in the 78028 zip area on Saturday night should totally meet up somewhere for din din. Holla back wit yo' thoughts.

~The Infamous Andy

The Ides of March (well, almost)

Duuudes:


It is that time of year, and I don't know about y'all, but I for one am intensely interested in the plans of mi amigos for the rather auspicious, slightly baccanalian festival that is ....

SPRING *fricken* BREAK!!!!!!!!!!

*(p.s.---I'm kinda excited----whoooooooooop)

The current plan for Lorraine is headin' out west in a crappy Bronco to do some serious vision questing in Big Bend; campin', hikin', tubin', and whatnotin'. My goal is to warm up the complexion, take some kickass pics (and maybe read some CosSci on the way there--boo) and bascially to have fun with some of the comrades while I can....but I am definitely going to make time for the Itown buds, so that means you batches better tell me what you are doing so I won't wind up in WalMart by myself 9 o'clock on a Wednesday night. I guess that's it!

I heart everyone,

Lauren

Now I can die happy...

Hey home fries my boyfriend was in A*Town! He's so dreamy.

I Heart Ben Folds

golden man tears galore!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=wZWKBKGRs4Q

This is my friend Luke. Here he gives an stirring rendition of Edwin McCain's late 90s romantic classic, "I'll Be." I invite you to check this boy out for I truly believe, with the highest conviction, that this kid is the voice of our generation. Enjoy!

much love,

Ltrain

FebRareReeeeeeeeeeeee!! Doesn’t make sense.

Hello all. Does anyone here watch ‘Best Week Ever’ on VH1? Yeah, well if you don’t you should because that’s a hecka funny show. Anyway I went to a comedy show where Doug Benson (from Best Week Ever) headlined. So here are some random one-liners that I remembered from last night.

• Hey, my dick just died… can I bury it in your ass?

-Doug Benson

• A one-legged guy came up to me after a show and said that some of my jokes almost makes me a bitch, and I replied, “Oh yeah? Well you have a wooden leg. That almost makes you a table.”
• Am I a lesbo?! Oh, hell no, I’m not gay. I don’t even like licking stamps.

-Andi Smith

Sorry I would tell yous guys more, but I just can’t remember all of ‘em right now.

Peace, love, and crabs,

~Andy

Como Están, Bitches?

You guys, like oh my gosh... seriously, you have to check out Angels & Airwaves... like, no joke. To summarize in two words, it is amazing. Download "The Adventure" right fucking now or I'm going home to watch some Star Trek and beat off.

hrrrrgh

hola amigos

just chillaxin here in studio.....yeah....yep yep. I'm okay...i just smeared my final hardcore and have to start over...but no big thing. Just a project, right? ....heh heh

i need out

Don't Freak Out....again

Hey guys --
I'm thinking about getting my nose pierced. Any thoughts, comments, or questions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks and Gig 'Em! <===im so cool

Love, Lorraine

Yo Yo!!!! 's were part of a crazy phase that sucked little kids into wasting their money on plastic connected to string.

Ok guys February is coming up and we all know what that means… and if you were thinking Valentine’s you’re wrong! It of course means that January is almost over and the monthly Griffin fine art gallery (F8) is open next Thursday (February 2nd**). So again I’m extending the invite to anyone who desires to come. Not only will you have the privilege of being showered with Mr. Richard Griffin’s intellect, you will also be in the presence of the one and only…… Andrea Enriquez. Yes, I know how exciting that will be, so not attending would be an insult to society. Call up the cell if this event intrigues you or in that matter if Andrea Enriquez does in any way. :)

~Your Best Friend aka Andy

**2-1 so happens to be my Maja’s birthday (one day before), so everyone give Mrs. E. a birthday cheer.

Here's a quip for you.

Um… so my cal class is pretty much equivalent to getting sulfuric acid poured on my face. How’s everyone else’s spring semester going?

Sincerely yours,
~Andy

P.S. Does anyone know how to apply for a police-assisted suicide?

yehyehyehyeh

this is my roommate
this is my gay leaky window
mikaela's parents made this freakin thing
grotto at trin
compadres

the italian stallions of Texas State

yehyehyeh

awww paul
that's better
keep off the wires, effers
lucky stoners
cute

phallic imagery

yehyeh

party boys
tender moments
one for the ladies/lads
fast times in err, ingram student parking lot
sorry Kae, I couldn't help myself

brosefs