Hello all. Does anyone here watch ‘Best Week Ever’ on VH1? Yeah, well if you don’t you should because that’s a hecka funny show. Anyway I went to a comedy show where Doug Benson (from Best Week Ever) headlined. So here are some random one-liners that I remembered from last night.
- Hey, my dick just died… can I bury it in your ass?
- Am I a lesbo?! Oh, hell no, I’m not gay. I don’t even like licking stamps.
-Andi Smith
~Andy
3 comments:
i like the pegleg one:)
no, but seriously guys, if Hallmark happens to make up a new holiday--like a hybrid of Valentine's Day and Saint Paddy's--i'm like so prepared!
Check this out--
Y'know how you always get on VDay those little boxes filled with little candy hearts with little words written on them? Exactly! So I came up with a phrase that would be PERFECT to go on a valentinaddy heart/shamrock...ok here it is..
BE MY BLARNEY STONE
i'm such a badass
haha, I see that you remembered more, yeah, the table one is hilarious. I quote Kae "you guys seriously make my day". Aww..I love y'all
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