Hey since this post is #101 I have thought of an ingenious IDEA!
Mikaela and
INGRAM
HIGH SCHOOL
SUCKED BIG ONES
To kick start this list I am enclosing some of my own personal reasons.
1) The Girls Athletic Coaches/ Ass. Principal were lesbians
2) Coach Gammage
These should get you going. Have fun.
~Andy
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5)Walking up the hill in rain/sleet/scorching sun/whatever else fell from the sky...
Youskies missed numba thee. Well I'll fix that.
3) CAMELTOE!
8) Alan Stone
9) no dual credit
10) You get threatened with expulsion if you don't turn in work for a class you're not even in
11) All $$$ gets wasted on a sport that Ingram SUCKS at! i.e. football
Jonass I corrected it! So I think you should revoke your number twelve.
14)Traffic jams at 8am when somebody gets rearended on Johnson Creek Bridge...but then again, if one was already late for school...:)
15) Phillip running over your feet
Lol..we're so evil. So here's numba 16)Having Mrs.Galloway call your parents and suggest they put a restraining order on your bf.
oooh nice one!
17) The abolishment of off-periods; effective our senior year
Chris....you should know since you're still a PUSSY! muhahah!
20) Andrea Enriquez
21) Mrs. E
Wow first of all are you sure you want to start this Pau? Second of all my mom wasn't even part of 'high' school. You ass.
23) The Billy's
26) Halo 2
28) Thespians
30) Coach Jackson's Pre Cal Class
31)Our "classrooms" could be easily blown away if the wind was over 20 mph.
32)The damn architect that thought that one door leading to the main building would accomodate a two-way line...in between classes.
yes, that was a design failure indeedy, in addition to 33) the complete disregard for ADA compliant anything...it would have sucked to be handicapped at Ingram
34) Felix
Reyna you so stole #32 from me.
35) Ryan Whaley
44)Skater fags.
45) Mr.McCartys extremely hot room with the stench of Alan Stone. 5th period, you know what I am talking about.
Wow...I miss that class also kae, but what happened to the countdown?
46)Mr.Anderson the shop teacher..he yelled at me once b/c I didn't speak loud enough
47)Not being able to take food out of the cafeteria
48)Lunch detention
we're halfway there and i think we've lost impetus...
51) Sucking dude's dicks
52) Andrea Enriquez
Dude why am I on my own freaking list twice?!
WTF? Three times?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
58) Chris' sentences that make no sense.
12342) The time when I got screwed out of a scholarship. I swear I'm not bitter though...
oh and Mikaelor too.
now that's crossing the line.
12343) AP Calculus
12344) Mr. Johnson to the max!
Ok thank you Mikaela. Finally someone sticks up for me...sheesh. Bytw if I ever did mess up labs me sorry and I didn't do it on purpose...most of the time. And Jonah I never understood why everyone makes my mom sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
#???: White Guys and Filipino Boy
wait..someone said that Ingram was good prep for the preppies? And here I thought this whole time you couldn't get Quaaludes any more. I was wrong.
62) It always made me kind of sad when Coach Jackson would kick us out of his room during tutorials so he could run off and "make copies"
Dude Milson do you not understand the title of the list?
64) Mrs. Bauer's arms
YEEEESSSsssss!
Thank you, Praul!!!
I love that woman, but her arms bothered me too!
ahhh memories:)
And I think Milson really did have the idea of this post in mind with his last comment...I mean, it is anything but awesome if your school's honor grads didn't even try
Ah contrary Lorraine. He then said he 'loved' Ingram. This list is totally not for the love.
or perhaps more apropo, he managed to submit something valid despite his best efforts not to
65) The damn Los Mojados...
If you invested in stocks, then you would understand.
I understand Paul. I hate to remind you that I was part of the Warriors and we did pretty well, I guess randomly picking stocks works sometimes.
67) The 'Mexican' bench on the pavillion.
68) Clapping for bacon
hehe Mikaela you prob like the love letters.....anyway NUMBA SEVENTY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soybean burgers?
72) Sweaty balls
74) New band unifo... oh wait, nevermind.
heheh...chariots of lust:)
75) getting accused of plaigarism
ok....that probably isn't unique to Ingram, but it definitely was unique to my high school experience
Dude Lorraine I totally remember that!
76) Pep rallies
78)98% of our 'teachers' didn't having teaching degrees.
have*
79) General awkwardness in O'Fihelly's class that was mildly amusing at the very beginning but just got really, really old later on
80) I have been waiting a long time to tell someone this: The "new" gym. Okay, I'll admit that because it was new it was inherently better than most of our campus and I don't mean to bash anything not total shit...but it could have been so much better! This place was retarded b/c:
#1- NO A.C.(wtf...they definitely should have taken the extra time to fundraise that important feature...I mean, it's freakin' Texas!)
#2- I personally had issues with the plastic bleachers; cheap and not very durable.
#3-EFIS board (those composite panels made of compressed fiber) and plywood on the walls; so trashy and cheap--wanted to set it ablaze!!!
Okay, I'm through venting. For now. thanks and gig 'em:)
83) Ass-colored project grad shirts
84) Pre-AP Tests
85) Jabba the Hackney
86) Adam Burrow
87) Gay ass stock show
88) Fun with goats
89) Dragonslayer
95) eww when they put a plastic spoon in the ranch when the pumps didn't work. People's hands were all in there. gross
96) When the "salsa" would actually just be tomoatoes...the nerve...
97) Mrs. Moore (Ms.?) and her way too tanned legs...
Honestly you guys I made this post so you could help me, but....... I'm probably making my own since my family and I are on the list more than once! Yous guys suck.
102) Andrea Enriquez
Dammit!
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